Pati Ke Marne Ke Next Day Wife Ne Paper Mein Quotes

Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.

First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.

Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."