Girl: Meri ek - ek saans pe dus - dus ladke marte hain.
Boy: To tu koi achcha sa Toothpaste kyon nahi karti paagal..

51

Hindi |
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Paani mein tairna machchli ka style,
hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
different message bhejna apna style,
free mein sms padhna aapka style..
Padho-padho..kanjoos..

80

Hindi

Please send ur bio data 2 hutch.
You will get a good package.
Plus a chance to come on tv.
Apply soon.
Bcoz hutch ka kutta job per nahi aa rahaa,
nayaa chaahiye..

30

Hindi

Bhagwaan teri umar lambi kare!
Bhagwaan teri shaadi jaldi kara de!
Bhagwaan tujhe khush rakhe!
Bhagwaan tujhe barkat de!
Yaad ho gayaa??
TO chal KATORA uthaa aur shuru ho jaa!!!!!!

81

Hindi

Aapki shaan mein arz hai:
nazar bhar ke dekh liya hota
agar tamanna thi daraane ki,
hum yun hi behosh ho jaate
kya zaroorat thi muskuraane ki.

70

Hindi
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A : u r active
B : u r best
C : u r cute
D : u r my dear
E : u r excellent
F : u r always first
G : u r great
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ke liye time lagega..

52

Hindi

Year 1924..
March..
wednesday..
23rd..
evening ..
6 O'clock..
32 mins..
53.52 secs..
Nothing happened.
U carry on ur work.

21

English

Tawe par padaa popcorn uchaltaa kyon hai..
khud baith ke dekho, pataa chal jaayega..

60

Hindi

Kanjuson ka mela laga hai,
prasad mein recharge coupon diya jaa raha hai,
kisi aur ko mat batana,
yeh message sirf selected "KANJUSON" ko bheja Jaa raha hai..

10

Hindi |

4 Benefits of sending SMS
1. Rishte kamzor nahi hote
2. Sab contact mein rehte hain
3. Apno se dil ki baat keh sakte hain
4. Kaun - Kaun kanjoos hai pata chal jaata hai..

20

Hindi |

Dil ka tamaasha dekha nahi jaata,
toota hua sitaara dekha nahi jaata,
apne hisse ke saare sms aapko de dun..
mujhse kanjooso ka khaali inbox dekha nahi jaata.

60

Hindi

Gabbar: Arre o sambha.. yeh sms padhne waalaa
insaan hai ki langoor..?
Sambha: Sardaar agar reply kiya to insaan ..
nahi kiya to langoor.
Abhi pataa chal jaayega.

47

Hindi

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