Girl: Meri ek - ek saans pe dus - dus ladke marte hain.
Boy: To tu koi achcha sa Toothpaste kyon nahi karti paagal..

51

Hindi |

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Kisi ne Dil badal liya,
kisi ne dhadkan badal li,
aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badalne ko,
to aapne Mandir jaa kar Chappal hi badal li..?

33

Hindi

4 Benefits of sending SMS
1. Rishte kamzor nahi hote
2. Sab contact mein rehte hain
3. Apno se dil ki baat keh sakte hain
4. Kaun - Kaun kanjoos hai pata chal jaata hai..

20

Hindi |

All human beings have FIVE senses.
Some may have the Sixth sense.
But my friend you are a gifted person.
You have got the Seventh sense:
NONSENSE..!!

50

English

Doctors and nurses are waiting for an operation of a mental.
But operation not yet started..
Becoz mental patient busy in reading sms.
Jaldi padho.

01

Hindi

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Kyon mera dil dukhate ho?
Kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho?
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum
VIM BAR se nahaate ho..

93

Hindi |

Is sms ko saare kaam choad kar mat padho,
is sms ko aap baad mein bhi pad sakte ho,
yeh sms koi joke nahi hai,
yeh sms bahut important bhi nahi hai,
is sms mein mujhe aapko kuch kehna nahi hai,
yeh sms thoda lamba jaroor hai,
par yeh sms kuch khaas nahi hai,
par mujhe is baat ki samajh nahi aati
ki aap is sms ko aise dhyaan se kyon padh rahe ho.
Yeh sms to maine waise hi time paas ke liye bheja tha.
Ab aapko mere par gussa aaya hoga,
par main kya karoon,
mujhe bhi kisi ne aise hi bheja tha.

24

Hindi

Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?
Socho..
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Khud baith kar dekho,
pata chal jaayega!

60

Hindi

Arz kitta hai..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
WAAH!!
Gaur karnaa..
mathe te lahu.. sir te ret..
kyonki..
Sajnaa ne phull maareyaa..
GAMLE SAMET..
WAAH!! WAAH!!

50

Punjabi

Kanjuson ka mela laga hai,
prasad mein recharge coupon diya jaa raha hai,
kisi aur ko mat batana,
yeh message sirf selected "KANJUSON" ko bheja Jaa raha hai..

10

Hindi |

Ki hoya je lag gayi usnu mehndi,
aapaan v sehra sajaawaange,
saanu pata si oh saade naseeb wich nahi,
hun usdi choti behen fasaawaange.

40

Punjabi

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