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It's a bad bargain,
where both are losers..

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English |

🍃 *यदि हर कोई आप से खुश है*
*तो ये निश्चित है कि आपने जीवन*
*में बहुत से समझौते किये हैं...*
*और*
*यदि आप सबसे खुश हैं*
*तो ये निश्चित है कि आपने लोगों*
*की बहुत सी ग़लतियों*
*को नज़रअंदाज़ किया है।*
🍇 🍒 🌻 *सुप्रभात* 🌻 🍒 🍇
🌷 *आपका दिन शुभ एवं मंगलमय हो* 🌷

- Krishna Yadav

124

Hindi |

If your dog is fat,
you aren’t getting enough exercise.

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English |
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Saath Chutne Se Riste Nahi Chutta Karte,
Waqt ke Ruthne se Lamhe Nahi Rutha Karte,
Log Kehte Hain Mera Sapna Toot Gaya,
Tootati Hai Neend Sapne Nahi Toota Karte..

- Vikas Umrao
130

Hindi |

Bill Gates give Rs. 50 tip to waiter.
Waiter: Sir, yesterday your son gave Rs. 500 tip and
you gave only 50..?
Bill Gates: He is the son of a millionaire,
I am the son of a farmer..

30

English

Just because I freak out
doesn’t mean you have to..

20

English |

Once all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer , all people gathered and
only one boy came with an umbrella.
That's faith ..believe in yourself.

00

English

At times our examples can be wrong
but when our intentions become wrong
then there is a problem..

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Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.

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English

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