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Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

The direct use of force is such a poor solution
to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children
and large nations.
- David Friedman

00

English |

Ten devishes can sleep beneath one blanket.
Two kings cannot rein in one kingdom. - Sheikh Saadi of Shirazi (Shaikh Sa'adi Shirazi)

00

English |

Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.

22

English

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Comparison is the best way to judge our progress.
But not with others,
compare your yesterday with your today.

21

English

Every Lady hopes that
her daughter will marry a better man than she did and
is convinced that
her son will never find a wife as good as his father did..

11

English

Great words said by Abraham Lincoln:-
Do Tarah Se Dekhne Me Cheeze Chhoti Nazar Aati Hai..
Ek To - Door Se
Dusra - Gurur Se....!!

191

Hindi |

Khoobiyaan itni to nahi hum mein,
ki kisi ke dil mein hum ghar banaa paayenge..
par bhoolna bhi aasaan na hoga humein,
aise pal zaroor de jaayenge..

1810

Hindi

SHE the creator,
SHE the care-taker,
SHE the destroyer..
SHE the beauty,
SHE the ugly..
SHE the u,
SHE am i..
Souls free,
Spirits immortal..

00

English

एक शख़्स ने अपनी इतनी फ़ज़ीहत करवाई
जब भी पड़ा थप्पड़ तो उसे tweet याद आई
जंग में पयादों के मरने का ग़म
उफ़ ये मोहब्बत उफ़ ये रुसवाई ..

20

Hindi |

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