20Guy in pub, with gal frnd...
Suddenly, he says:''I love U.!''
Gal frnd asks:''Is that U or the beer talking?''
He replies:''Its me Talking to the BEER.!!
English
02Three FASTEST means of Communication:
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell-a- Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE..
English |
00If Columbus had Girl Friend ,
he might have never discovered America because..
GF: Where are you going..?
With whom..?
How are you going..?
To discover what..?
Why only you..?
What should I do when you are gone..?
Can I come with you..?
When will you be back..?
Where will you stay..?
Will you miss me..?
Columbus: Le meri maa, nahi jata! Khush..!
Hindi
33In our life four things can come any time:
1. Love
2. Friendship
3. Money
4. ????
4. Susu
Hindi
02Harbhajan Singh started bhangra
on the score of 33.
Sachin: Why are you dancing..
it's not a 50 or 100 yet..?
Bhajji: Only a punjab board student
can understand the value of 33!
English
00The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend :
"It is only to me that such misfortunes happen."
"What's the matter now?", inquired his friend .
The pessimist answered dolefully:
"Don't you see that it is raining..?"
English |
00A lady asks a pandit: Ghar ki sukh-shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhun..?
Padit: Moun Vrat..
Hindi |
140Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.
English
20Passenger: Will this bus take me to New Delhi?
Driver: Which part..?
Passenger: All of me, of course..!
English |
31Funny Slogans
RTO - Donate blood, but not on road.
Forest Deptt. - Shoot birds with camera,
not with guns.
Kingfisher - Fly with us, not on plane,
but with Beer..
English |
12Once in a jungle all animals were eating
Pan Paraag Pan Masala.
But Giraffe was not eating. Why ?
Because - Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand - Manikchand..
Hindi |
40Raah chalte agar koi ladki aapko bhai bol de, to
?
?
simple use zor se ek chanta maro,
aur bolo
"Yahan kahan ghoom rahi hai..?
Chal ghar.."
Hindi |
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