Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: Whats this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.

155

Hindi

As long as teachers give tests,
there will always be prayer in schools..

155

English |

Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: Whats this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.

155

Hindi

World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..

175

English |

Sir: Akbar kaun tha?
RAJ: Pata nahin.

SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.
RAJ: Sir, Gaurav kaun hai ?

SIR: Pata nahin.
RAJ: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..

- Tarun Goma

188

Hindi |

A very old lady teacher of English
asks a question with the class.
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it..?
One student replied: It's past tense.

367

English |

A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..

399

English |

A teacher fails when
his students leave the will to study..

211

English |

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

2012

English |

The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..

277

English |

Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..

20

English |

Teacher to a primary student:
Aaj tum late kaise? School to saat baje shuru ho jaata hai.
Kid: Madam, aap meri itni chinta mat kiya karo..
log galaat samjhenge.

256

Hindi