22Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?
Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.
English |
46अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..
Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..
Hindi |
10A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!
English |
10I am without any task
but why are you..
English |
25A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.
A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.
English |
20It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.
English |
00This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.
English |
21"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
English |
01Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..
English |
20Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..
English |
152What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!
Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...
Hindi |
21A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..
English |
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