Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.

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English

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Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.

10

English

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

10

English

Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....

30

Punjabi

Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

10

English

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

00

English

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FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.

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English |

When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

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English

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