10Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.
English
20Wife (Seeing Stars):
Batao Wo Kaun Si Cheez hai Jo
Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte..
Husband - Nai Bataunga
Wife - Bolo Na Plz
Husband - Tumhara Muh.
Hindi
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
10A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
English
12Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.
Hindi
00Husband to Wife : Yeh lo dear, a rose for you.
Wife : Kya baat hai, aaj bahut pyaar aa raha hai.
Husband : Ek dost ki shav-yatra mein gaya tha
bas wahi se leta aa raha hun..
Hindi |
30एक बार संता को उदास बैठा हुआ देख कर बंता ने उस से पूछा;
- Hemant Singh
बंता: ओये संता क्या हुआ बड़ा उदास बैठा है?
संता: बस यार एक मुश्किल में पड़ गया हूँ समझ नहीं आ रहा कि क्या करूँ!
बंता: अरे ऐसी भी क्या बात हो गयी?
संता: कुछ नहीं यार बस इतनी सी परेशानी है कि अगर बीवी मेकअप करती है
तो खर्चा बर्दाश्त नहीं होता और
अगर मेकअप नहीं करती तो बीवी बर्दाश्त नहीं होती!
Hindi |
00She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
English
00I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
English
10A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
English
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