00Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.
English
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
10A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
English
00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
30Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....
Punjabi
10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
00Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering
English
00Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
English |
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
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