Prospective Husband: Do You Have A Book Called, "Man, The Master Quotes

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."

What is marriage ?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
2nd year:
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
3rd year:
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
4th year:
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.