10Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.
English
40Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.
Punjabi
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
20A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!
English
1419Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband : Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.
Hindi |
10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
English
23Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Punjabi
20You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:
English |
60Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.
Punjabi
01
English
20Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte hai.?
Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Khaate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Golu: Ji woh
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE Hain.
Moral: Its not wife every time.
Hindi |
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