You Cheat God Thousands Of Times. But God Is So Kind, He Quotes

You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

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Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.