Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

English |

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

30

English |

What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...

152

Hindi |

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

20

English |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

20

English |

PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss : Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.

50

Hindi |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

English |

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

01

English |

अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..

Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..

46

Hindi |

Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

22

English |

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