Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

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What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...

152

Hindi |

I am without any task
but why are you..

10

English |

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

00

English |

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

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English |

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

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English |

Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

22

English |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

20

English |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

English |

My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.

59

Hindi |

A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.

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