21Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.
English |
20Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..
English |
00This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.
English |
63Takleef mein tha santa
milta nahi tha koi hal
soch raha tha woh
ki aakhir kyon
boss aa jaate hain office har roz..
Hindi |
21Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.
English |
01Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..
English |
152What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!
Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...
Hindi |
23Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?
English |
30A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
English |
20It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.
English |
21A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..
English |
22Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?
Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.
English |
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