Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

English |

Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..

20

English |

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

00

English |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

English |

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

01

English |

What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...

152

Hindi |

Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

23

English |

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

30

English |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

20

English |

Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

22

English |

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