Never be haughty to the humble;
never be humble to the haughty.

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English |

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Mouse was going with his kids.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted, "BOW BOW".
Cat runs away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!

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English

If your dog is fat,
you aren’t getting enough exercise.

00

English |

Never Forget Three People In Your Life :
1. Who HELPED you in difficult times,
2. Who LEFT you in difficult times,
3. Who PUT you in difficult times..

40

English |

Sometimes its better to bunk a class
and do masti with friends because
today when I look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do..!!

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People often feel something but
express something else.
They mean something but
say something else.
One should learn the art of saying nothing
in such a way..
that it leaves nothing unsaid.

10

English

When best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called Oscars.
When best actors are chosen by people, it's called an election.

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English |

Digital India ka bol-bala hai
Videocon, Rotomac, IL&FS, Bhushan Steel
har din ek naya bank ghotala hai
nirav modi, lalit modi, mehul choksi, naresh goyal aur mallaya jaise khatmalon ko
pakad salaakhon ke peeche pahunchana hai
370 aur 35A ko aakhir-kaar hataana hai
lakshya bade hain aur hai bada jan-aadesh
mitron jaane kab tak umeedon par jeete jaana hai..

61

Hindi |

A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehngai...
No gas, no spices, no oil..
Man puts the fish back in river.
Fish shouts-"Hindustaan Zindabad"!

143

Hindi |

Nothing incredible is accomplished alone.
You need others to help you,
and you need to help others..

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English |

Two beautiful & nice tips to stand strong in every condition:
Never take help of Tears to show ur Emotions &
Never take help of Words to show ur Anger..

41

English

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