A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

40

English |

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Mann apna purana paapi hai,
barson mein namaazi ban na saka..

70

Hindi |

Concentrated political power
is the most dangerous thing on earth. - Rudolph Rummel

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English |

It has been rightly said
measure your words and control your actions,
for it takes a lifetime to build a relation and
just a moment to destroy it.

00

English

In life all failures are due to two reasons:
1. Actionless Thoughts, &
2. Thoughtless Actions
So one should take care of both
Thoughts n Actions..

30

English

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A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is,
but to make people mad enough to do something about it.
- Mark Twain

22

English |

Jaha yaad na aaye teri woh tanhai kis kaam ki,
bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kaam ki,
beshak apni manzil tak jana hai humein,
par jaha se apne na dikhe woh unchai kis kaam ki..

142

Hindi |

Every moment of your life is a picture
which you had never seen before and
which you will never see again.
So enjoy and live life and
make each moment beautiful.

20

English

For religion, God is at the beginning;
for science God is at the end. - Noble Laureate Max Planck

20

English |

Mujhe tum rooh me basa lete to acha tha Faraz ..
Dil-o-Jaan ke rishte to aksar toot jaya karte hain..

200

Urdu |

What you will do if one day
whole world will be on one side and
you on opposite..??
.....
?????
Just turn back and
you will be the leader of the whole world !!

30

English

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