A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

40

English |

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We know accurately only when we know little,
with knowledge doubt increases.

00

English |

Aspire to acquire the desire
that you admire.
But in the process if you prespire
then do not retire but re-fire to
acquire the desire that you admire.

174

English

Never reject any day in your life because
a good day give us happiness and
a bad day give us experience.
Both are essential to life , so enjoy everyday..

32

English

रैली करके आइए
मज़मे लगाइए
गंगा में डुबकी लगा
सारे पाप धो आइए
कोविड महामारी बढ़े
तो जनता कर्फ्यू लगाइए।
#वाहचाचा

104

Hindi |

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"Khwahisho ke Kaafile bhi
bade Ajeeb hote hai,

Kyonki-

Ye Guzarte wahi se hain Jahan
Raste Nahi hote..."

309

Urdu |

You are walking on a long weak bridge,
it's really scary and you are afraid.
You saw me & asked my help.
But i said i am sorry, i can't.
You never realised i am busy
holding that bridge for you..

20

English

आतंक के ठेकेदारों का
हमें अंत चाहिए
रहे चमन में अमन
और क्या चाहिए
हर आँगन में खुशियाँ खेलें
हर सेज पर सुहागन हो
मेहँदी वाले हाथों में
हमें चूड़ी चाहिए
आतंक के ठेकेदारों का
हमें अंत चाहिए ..

01

Hindi |

अगर एक प्राइवेट कंपनी हर तिमाही
अपनी आय का लेखा - जोखा
प्रस्तुत कर सकती है तो फिर
एक प्राइवेट स्कूल क्यों नहीं ?
शिक्षा की आड़ में व्यापार
कब तक सहेगा हिन्दुस्तान ?
जो नेता और पार्टी वोट मांगने आए
उससे पूछना ये सवाल |

14

Hindi |

Listen to your elder's advice.
Not because they are always right but because
they have more experiences of being wrong.

30

English

Not where others fail, or do or leave undone,

The wise should notice what himself has done or left undone. - Gautama, the Buddha

00

English |

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