A Mechanic Was Removing Some Engine Parts From A Bike When Quotes

A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

5 frogs are sitting on a wall.
4 decided to jump.
How many are left now..?
Ans: Five
There is a lot of difference between
deciding and doing..

Why does a man fall in love ..?
Lack of Experience.
Why does he break off love ..?
Lack of Patience.
Then why does he want to fall in love again..?
Lack of Memory.

Every moment of your life is a picture
which you had never seen before and
which you will never see again.
So enjoy and live life and
make each moment beautiful.

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

ਅਸੀ ਨੀਵੇ ਹੀ ਚੰਗੇ ਹਾਂ
ਉੱਚੇ ਬਣਕੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ
ਹੱਸ ਕੇ ਸਭ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲ ਕਰੀਏ
ਲੜਾਈਆਂ ਕਰਕੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ..

Life gives answers in three ways.
It says yes & gives you what you want.
It says no & gives you something better.
It says wait & gives you the best.