A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

40

English |

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We are so busy in the flood of thoughts
that we fail to realize our true self.

20

English |

What you will do if one day
whole world will be on one side and
you on opposite..??
.....
?????
Just turn back and
you will be the leader of the whole world !!

30

English

इस शहर में सच बोलना गुनाह है
या ख़ुदा ज़ुबाँ दी है तो झूठ बोलने का हुनर भी बक्श ..

30

Hindi |

सबके दिल में प्यार का अरमान बन कर जी सकूं,
मुश्किलें में भी कभी आसान बन कर जी सकूं,
मुझसे मेरी जात, मजहब, नाम सब कुछ छीन लो,
जिससे मैं इंसान, बस इंसान बन कर जी सकूं..

- Vikas Umrao

158

Hindi |

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Even on the most exalted throne in the world
we are only sitting on our own bottom.  - Michel de Montaigne

10

English |

Just because I freak out
doesn’t mean you have to..

20

English |

Great words said by Abraham Lincoln:-
Do Tarah Se Dekhne Me Cheeze Chhoti Nazar Aati Hai..
Ek To - Door Se
Dusra - Gurur Se....!!

191

Hindi |

हसरतों - ख़्वाहिशों को हक़ीक़त कर दे
कर दे आसमां सी हैसियत
है इस शहर में सब कुछ मुमकिन
फक़त साफ़ हवा और पानी को छोड़ के ..

20

Hindi |

Always refresh your mind.
Delete your mistakes.
Create your own dream.
Minimise your negative thoughts.
Maximise your target.
Shut down your worries and
Be Happy always..

10

English

Where facts cannot be found,
legends fill the empty space..

01

English |

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