40A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..
English |
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00Concentrated political power
is the most dangerous thing on earth. - Rudolph Rummel
English |
00Nothing is so embarrassing
as watching someone do something
that you said couldn't be done. -Sam Ewing
English |
00Once all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer , all people gathered and
only one boy came with an umbrella.
That's faith ..believe in yourself.
English
21Simple line...
"Empty Pockets teaches million things in life ..."
But,
"Full Pockets spoil U in million ways..."
English |
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00Sensational thought: If everyone in happy with you,
surely you have made a lot of compromises in your life .
English
199ना कोई किसी से दूर होता है
न कोई किसी के पास होता है
रिश्ते खुद चलके आते हैं
जब कोई किसी के नसीब में होता है ..
Hindi |
01All news channels have understood that
we are interested more in number of daily covid cases then
listening to farm bills and farmers protest..
English |
30We can always lose SOMETHING for SOMEONE,
but we should not lose SOMEONE for SOMETHING
Because life can return SOMETHING but not SOMEONE.
English
00Worrying doesn't take away tomorrow's trouble,
it takes away today's peace..
English |
11A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
- Hemant Singh
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfishly,
It Grows small.
English |
00We cannot do everything at once,
but we can do something at once.
English |
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