Santa: Sir, Meri Patni Mere Saath Baahar Jaana Chahti Hai Quotes

Santa : Sir, meri patni mere saath baahar jaana chahti hai chhutti chahiye.
Boss : Nahi milegi.
Santa : Shukriya sir, jaanta tha musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge..!

Santa : Jaldi ek glass juice do ladaai hone waali hai.
.Ek glass peene ke baad,.
Santa : Ek glass aur do ladaai hone waali hai.
Juice-wala: Ladaai kab hone waali hai..?
Santa : Jab tu paise maangega..

A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
Santa comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok Santa , you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes.
He got irritated..
drank poison and said
Now bite, u'll die bastards..

Nurse: Mubaarak ho Mr. Santa ,
aap Papa ban gaye!!
Santa : Meri wife ko nahi bolna,
main use surprise doonga!!

Kid : I need a burger.
Santa : But that's stale roti.
It becomes puffy as it expires..

Santa : Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made.
The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it..?
Banta: Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top,
how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open..?