I am without any task
but why are you..

10

English |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

English |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

20

English |

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

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20

English |

Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

22

English |

Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

23

English |

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

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01

English |

PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss : Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.

50

Hindi |

My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.

59

Hindi |

I am without any task
but why are you..

10

English |

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