Har insaan ki alag pehchaan hoti hai,
humaare sms ki alag hi shaan hoti hai,
har kisi ko karte nahi sms magar,
jisko karte hain us-mein humaari jaan hoti hai..

30

Hindi

Gabbar: Arre o sambha.. yeh sms padhne waalaa
insaan hai ki langoor..?
Sambha: Sardaar agar reply kiya to insaan ..
nahi kiya to langoor.
Abhi pataa chal jaayega.

47

Hindi

Shaitan ne kaha kisi nek insaan ka number do,
apun usko tang karega.
Maine aapka number diya to shaitan bola:
Abey, marwayega kya?
Yeh to Boss ka number hai.

61

Hindi

Kisi insaan ki khushi ki wajah bano,
khushi ka hissa nahi aur
kisi bhi insaan ke dukh ka hissa bano,
dukh ki wajah nahi.

285

Hindi

5 June 2010..
Ek sachchi ghatna.
Jise sun kar insaan ki rooh tak kaanp jaati hai.
Magar zaalimo ke haath tak na kaanpe.
Dehradun mein 17 saal ki ek maasoom bachchi.
Jisne abhi 12th complete kiya tha.
Aur jo din uske enjoy karne ke the.
Uske apne sage baap-bhai ne behla-fusla kar.
Uska engineering ka form bharva diya.

60

Hindi

Santa : Insaan ko zindagi mein koi bhi problem ho to
kiske paas jaana chaahiye?
Banta: Kisaan ke paas.
Santa : Kyon?
Banta: Uske paas HAL hota hai.

10

Hindi

Na Dekh Aasman ko itni Hasrat se..

ae insaan


Kisi Parindey ne Muh pe Potty Kar Di toh Sari Hasrat Nikal Jayegi..

21

Urdu |

Woh kaise log hain yaa-rabb jin-hone paa liya tujh ko
hume to ho gaya dushwaar ek insaan ka milna..

20

Urdu |

Teri duniya mein ya rabb zeest ke saamaan jalte hain
faraib-e- zindagi ki aag mein insaan jalte hain..

00

Urdu |

Na bas me zindagi iske, na maut par kabu iska
insaan phir bhi kab khuda hone se darta hai..

01

Urdu |

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karne ka paap karta hoon..

22

Hindi |

Santa ne ek naamcheen karamaati insaan se poocha:
Aap meri sharab churwa sakte ho..?
Karamaati: Haan kyun nahi.
Santa : To police ne meri 22 bottlein pakri hain. Churwa do.

2813

Hindi |

Insaan aur bakre di fitrat iko jehi hai,
dovein marne tak main-main karno nahi hatde..

20

Punjabi |

Behtreen insaan apni mithi jubaan se hi jana jata hai,
warna achhi baatein to deewaron par bhi likhi hoti hai..

134

Hindi |

Apne matlab ke alaawa kaun kisi ko poochta hai,
bina rooh ka insaan toh ghar wale bhi nahi rakhte.
Bahut hi mushqil se hota hai teri yaadoon ka kaarobaar,
munaafa to nahi lekin guzaara ho hi jaata hai..
Khudaa karey ki saari umar mujhey manzil na miley ,
badi mushqil se woh raazi hua hai saath chalne ko..

11

Hindi |

gair kya janiye kyon mujhko bura kehte hain
aap kehte hain jo aisa to bajaa kehte hain..

waakai tere iss andaaz ko kya kehte hain
na wafa kehte hain jiss ko na jafa kehte hain..

ho jinhen shaq wo karein aur khudaon ki talaash
hum to insaan ko duniya ka khuda kehte hain..

teri suratt nazar hai teri surat se alaag
husn ko ahal-e-nazar husn numa kehte hain..

shikawe hizr kare kiss dil se
hum khud apne ko bhi apne se juda kehte hain..

teri rudade sitam ka hai baya naa-mumkiin
fayeda kya hai magar yun zaraa kehte hain..

log jo kuch bhi kahein teri sitam koshi ko
hum to in baaton ko achchha na bura kehte hain..

auron ka tajurba jo kuchh ho magar hum to "Firaq"
talkhie zist ko jeene ka mazaa kehte hain..

- Firaq Gorakhpuri

10

Urdu |

Kabhi kuch to kisi ke waaste dil se dua kar lo,
yahi insaaniyat ka farz hai, tum bhi ada kar lo,
koi bhi shakhs duniya mein tumhein chhota nazar na aaye,
tum apne sochne ka daayra itna bada kar lo,
humaari apni fitrat hai wafa karna, wafa kar lo,
tumhari apni marzi hai wafa karo, ya jafa kar lo,
ye duniya khubsoorat hai yaqeen aa jaayega tumko,
kisi se dil lagaane ki kabhi koi khata kar lo..

20

Hindi |

Punam ki raat mein chaand badal jata hai,
waqt ke sath insaan badal jata hai,
sochte hain ki aapko tang na karein,
magar sochte-sochte plan badal jata hai..

- Rohitash

60

Hindi |

Insaaniyat ko juda kar diya,
uff mazhab..yeh tu ne kya kar diya..
- in response to Paris Charlie Hebdo attack

27

Urdu |

Ae insaan tu kamaal hai, be-misaal hai,
tere ehsaan be-shumaar, tere zurm be-hisaab hain,
tera hona jannat ya tera hona jahannum,
faisla kaise de quazi, pecheeda sawaal hai..

00

Urdu |

Hun naya is sheher mein
Dil-o-gul-o-gulaab dhoondta hun
hai tabiyat kharaab
sach aur insaaf dhoondta hun
masjid -o-butkhana mein
imaan dhoondta hun
bhaagte-bhaagte thak gaya
aaraam dhoondta hun
jo zehen mein tha abhi
ab uska khayaal dhoondta hun
main bhi shaamil hun gunaah mein
suraag dhoondta hun
khaali lifaafe liye haath mein
paigaam dhoondta hun
teri mehfil mein aa to gaya
ab anjaam dhoondta hun
bawandar-o-sailaab mein
sukhan ik ehsaas dhoondta hun
tujhse juda ho kar
apni pehchaan dhoondta hun
rakhna maaf mujhe
main insaan dhoondta hun
rakhna maaf mujhe
main insaan dhoondta hun..

00

Urdu |

खुदा से कोई बात अनजान नहीं होती
जब इंसान की बंदगी बे-ईमान नहीं होती
कभी माँगा होगा हमने एक प्यारा दोस्त
यूँ ही आपकी हमारी पहचान नहीं होती ..

Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti
jab insaan ki bandgi be-imaan nahi hoti
kabhi maanga hoga humne ek pyaara dost
yun hi aapki humaari pehchaan nahi hoti..

71

Hindi |