Insaan Quotes

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

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Har insaan ki alag pehchaan hoti hai,
humaare sms ki alag hi shaan hoti hai,
har kisi ko karte nahi sms magar,
jisko karte hain us-mein humaari jaan hoti hai..

Shaitan ne kaha kisi nek insaan ka number do,
apun usko tang karega.
Maine aapka number diya to shaitan bola:
Abey, marwayega kya?
Yeh to Boss ka number hai.

5 June 2010..
Ek sachchi ghatna.
Jise sun kar insaan ki rooh tak kaanp jaati hai.
Magar zaalimo ke haath tak na kaanpe.
Dehradun mein 17 saal ki ek maasoom bachchi.
Jisne abhi 12th complete kiya tha.
Aur jo din uske enjoy karne ke the.
Uske apne sage baap-bhai ne behla-fusla kar.
Uska engineering ka form bharva diya.

Na Dekh Aasman ko itni Hasrat se..

ae insaan


Kisi Parindey ne Muh pe Potty Kar Di toh Sari Hasrat Nikal Jayegi..

Teri duniya mein ya rabb zeest ke saamaan jalte hain
faraib-e- zindagi ki aag mein insaan jalte hain..

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karne ka paap karta hoon..

Insaan aur bakre di fitrat iko jehi hai,
dovein marne tak main-main karno nahi hatde..

Apne matlab ke alaawa kaun kisi ko poochta hai,
bina rooh ka insaan toh ghar wale bhi nahi rakhte.
Bahut hi mushqil se hota hai teri yaadoon ka kaarobaar,
munaafa to nahi lekin guzaara ho hi jaata hai..
Khudaa karey ki saari umar mujhey manzil na miley ,
badi mushqil se woh raazi hua hai saath chalne ko..

Kabhi kuch to kisi ke waaste dil se dua kar lo,
yahi insaaniyat ka farz hai, tum bhi ada kar lo,
koi bhi shakhs duniya mein tumhein chhota nazar na aaye,
tum apne sochne ka daayra itna bada kar lo,
humaari apni fitrat hai wafa karna, wafa kar lo,
tumhari apni marzi hai wafa karo, ya jafa kar lo,
ye duniya khubsoorat hai yaqeen aa jaayega tumko,
kisi se dil lagaane ki kabhi koi khata kar lo..

Insaaniyat ko juda kar diya,
uff mazhab..yeh tu ne kya kar diya..
- in response to Paris Charlie Hebdo attack

Hun naya is sheher mein
Dil-o-gul-o-gulaab dhoondta hun
hai tabiyat kharaab
sach aur insaaf dhoondta hun
masjid -o-butkhana mein
imaan dhoondta hun
bhaagte-bhaagte thak gaya
aaraam dhoondta hun
jo zehen mein tha abhi
ab uska khayaal dhoondta hun
main bhi shaamil hun gunaah mein
suraag dhoondta hun
khaali lifaafe liye haath mein
paigaam dhoondta hun
teri mehfil mein aa to gaya
ab anjaam dhoondta hun
bawandar-o-sailaab mein
sukhan ik ehsaas dhoondta hun
tujhse juda ho kar
apni pehchaan dhoondta hun
rakhna maaf mujhe
main insaan dhoondta hun
rakhna maaf mujhe
main insaan dhoondta hun..