00Santa returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit..?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all"..?
Librarian: So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory..
English |
20Santa ki beti: Papa kal aapke ghar se ek member kam ho jaaega.
Next day Santa ki beti bhaag jaati hai.
Santa : Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per
thi woh Jyotshi!
Hindi
10Santa : Yaar uth bhookamp aa rahaa hai..saara ghar hil raha hai.
Banta: Soja-soja ghar girega to makaan maalik ka..hum to kiraayedaar hain..
Hindi
00Santa : oye banta machli khayega?
- Tarun Goma
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa : oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena..
Hindi |
02Santa ki girlfrnd romantic mood me...
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai.. Aa jao..!!
Santa - tu mere ghar aaja,
mere ghar sab log hai,
Tera man lag jayega...!!
Hindi
00SnowPoint: Doctor, which soap you use..??
Santa : Gopal soap, Gopal paste, Gopal brush..
SnowPoint: Doctor, is Gopal an International Company..??
Santa : No, Gopal is my room-mate.
English
20A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
Santa comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok Santa , you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.
English |
00Santa in a Bank Test..
Q: What is a Cyclone?
Santa answers: "It is the smallest Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle....!"
English |
00Teacher: You know, you can't sleep in my class.
Santa : I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could..
English |
00Why did Santa put the new January calendar in the freezer.......??????
- Vidhi
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:
:
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Because he want his new year to start in a cool way........
English |
20How a romantic jatt will propose a girl?????
Teri boothi local bus wargi, mera ticket kataaun nu jee kardaa,
teri tor ni sohniye meri majh vargi, mera sangal paun nu jee kardaa.
Punjabi
10Santa : Yaar main tainu kinni baar ph. kitta,
par tu phone hi nahi chukeyaa..?
Banta: Kyon chukaan, jehdaa main apne cell wich
30 Rs. de ke gaana lagwaayea hai
ohnu fer kaun sunega?????
Punjabi
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