1st K.G. Kid To 2nd K.G. Kid: "Teri Slate Acchi Hai Quotes

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.
One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said..
"I don't want to scare you,
but my daddy says if I don't get better grades,
somebody is going to get a spanking."

The best thing that I like about kids
is that they tell you very clearly
without any doubt or speculations
whether you are welcomed or otherwise..

I think as a kid I always liked to
listen to people.
I loved hearing stories.
- Anna Deavere Smith

Taaiji to bachcha:
Kal brekfast mein hum kya khaaenge?
Bachcha: Aaloo ke paraanthe.
Taaiji: Aur uske baad hum kya karein?
Bachcha: Lunch..

The little boy was clad in an immaculate white suit for the lawn party,
and his mother cautioned him strictly against soiling it.
He was scrupulous in his obedience,
but at last he approached her timidly, and said:

"Please, mother, may I sit on my pants..?"