Height of brand consciousness..
A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle and
suddenly saw a crocodile and a cheetah.
She screamed:
Oh my God ..! LACOSTE and PUMA..

01

English |
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Santa went to an electrical shop.
Santa : 2 panke dena; 1 ladies aur 1 gents.
Salesman: Pankhon mein ladies aur gents nahi hota.
Santa : Kaise nahi hote..1 Bajaj ka de aur 1 Usha ka..

13

Hindi |

This year's Oscar Winners
just got shocked when they saw you
winning First Prize under Late Comer category..
Congratulations..!!

30

English |

Woh mile bhi to examination hall mein,
Tum hi batao paper karte ya mohabbat ..

131

Hindi |

If you look like your passport picture,
you probably need the trip.

00

English |

Pakistan to India:
"Trust us, we are taking as strong steps against terrorism
as you are taking against corruption !!"

10

English |

Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.

01

Hindi

2 beggars met, 2 software engineer met.
Both asked each other the same question.


So which platform are you working on?

30

English

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New Delhi?
Driver: Which part..?
Passenger: All of me, of course..!

20

English |

Chali jaati hain aaye din woh Beauty Parlour mein sajne
aur karti hain baal kaale..
Magar yeh unko kaun samjhaaye
ki mumkin hi nahi kisi KishMish ka
fir se Angoor ho jana..

10

Hindi |

"Cow" and "Cat" rishte mein behne hain.
.
.
.
.Now you must be thinking ki kaise?
.
.
.
.Jyada na socho..
.
I m telling you.
.
.
Gaaye Maata hoti hai aur Billi Mousi..!

21

Hindi |

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