00What the enemy cannot see
he cannot kill..
English |
00Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life .
English |
00A famous soldier came to the master Hakuin and asked:
"Master, tell me: is there really a heaven and a hell?"
"Who are you?" asked Hakuin.
"I am a soldier of the great Emperor's personal guard."
"Nonsense!" said Hakuin.
"What kind of emperor would have you around him?
To me you look like a beggar!"
At this, the soldier started to rattle his big sword in anger.
"Oho!" said Hakuin.
"So you have a sword!
I'll wager it's much too dull to cut my head off!"
At this the soldier could not hold himself back.
He drew his sword and threatened the master, who said:
"Now you know half the answer! You are opening the gates of hell!"
The soldier drew back, sheathed his sword, and bowed.
"Now you know the other half," said the master.
"You have opened the gates of heaven ."
English |
00A guy yells across the river,
"Hey, how do you get to the other side of this river?"
Another guy on the other side yells back,
"You are on the other side!"
English |
00Whoever recommends and helps a good cause
becomes a partner therein, and
whoever recommends and helps an evil cause
shares in its burdens..
English |
10The theory of evolution has told us that
future of a species is directly proportional
to its adaptability
provided there is no cosmic strike..
English |
00You can count the number of seeds in an Apple,
But you cannot count the number of Apples in a Seed.
Future is unseen, Always hope for the Best.
English |
00A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker.
A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
English |
00Enlightenment must come little by little
otherwise it would overwhelm..
English |
00Meditation is a one second stuff.
Just listen to your heartbeats..
English |
00I couldn't repair your brakes,
so I made your horn louder.
English |
00People will blame you if you say too much;
they will blame you if you say too little;
they will blame you if you say just enough.
No one in this world escapes blame..
English |
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