Ek Shaks Doctor Ke Paas Aaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahib, Mujko Quotes

Ek shaks doctor ke paas aaya aur bola:
Doctor sahib, mujko ek bimari hai.
Doctor ne kaha bola kya bimari hai..?
Usne jawab diya: Mujhko aawaz dikayi nahi deti..

The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend :
"It is only to me that such misfortunes happen."
"What's the matter now?", inquired his friend .
The pessimist answered dolefully:
"Don't you see that it is raining..?"

Sweet Flirt
Boy: Tumhare Pen mein INK nahi hai kya??
Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to raha hai..!
Boy: Achcha to Apna mobile number Likh ke dikhao..

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!

I'll admit that the Chinese kids
in math class are pretty smart
but doing it with their eyes closed
that's a bit tricky..

I told her that i have no jewellery shop.
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Still she says, "Mahi Mahi Mahi Mainu Challa Pawaa De.."

If school is not the place to sleep ,
then home is not a place to study..