Two persons are drowning in a river.
One is whom you love and the other is who loves you.
Whom will you save and why..?

To love someone is a natural instinct.
To be loved by someone is luck.
To live with someone you love is achievement.
To live with someone who loves you is life !!

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English

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Ek family mein 20 member & 20 roti hain.
Half roti to every child,
2 to every lady,
and 3 to every man.
Family mein kitne bachche, ladies & aadmi hain..?

Click details to find answer.

Details:
The family is having 1 man, 5 ladies and 14 childern..

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Hindi |

Woh kaun si sabji hai
jiska pehla lafz hata de to ek kimtee cheez ka name,
last hata de to sweet dish aur dono hata dein to ladki ka name banta hai..??

Find answer in details..

Details:
KHEERA
If you remove K it becomes HEERA which means diamond.
If you remove A it becomes KHEER which is an Indian sweet dish.
If you remove both K and A it becomes HEER, name of girl.

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Hindi |

If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright

51

English |

What's round on each end and high in the middle..?

Details:
Ohio

11

English |

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Puzzle: Letter after F +
half of 8 +
shadow of q +
opposite of d +
letter before M +
middle of sea +
2 * 18th letter +
middle of sun.
Answer to above:
GOD BLESS U

153

English

स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?

Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।

259

Hindi |

Answer this: Black is a color.
White is a color.
But black and white is not a color tv.
WHY??

224

English

Two batsman, each on 94.
7 runs to win in 3 balls.
Both make unbeaten 100.
How?

187

English

Name the animal which is exactly like dog but
walks on three legs..?

Details:
Answer: Langdaa kutta. (a lame dog)

12

English |

_____ lady market mein
_____ lene gayi.
_____ lekar uski
_____ gir gayi,
usko ek _____ mila
usne uski _____ uthaai aur
lady ko di.
Only one word fits all blanks.
Test ur brain.

21084

Hindi

A man arrived on Friday in a small town.
He stayed for two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible..?

Details:
His horse's name is Friday..!

23

English |

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