71Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age..?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know..?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
English |
150Father: Tere result da ki baniya..?
Son: Dr. sahib da munda fail ho gaya.
Father: Te tera result..?
Son: Headmaster sahib da munda v fail ho gaya.
Father: Tu apna te dass.
Son: Khanna sahib da munda v fail hai.
Father: Kanjra tera result ki hai..?
Son: Tussi kehra bill gates ho, tuhada munda v fail ho gaya..
Punjabi
72Height of Challenge
In an exam a student just writes one line
leaving the rest of the answer sheet blank:
Pass me, if you have can.
English
90How to sleep faster:
- Vidhi
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..
English |
170Exam model by years:
1998: Answer all questions.
2005: Answer any five questions.
2008: Write either A or B.
2015: Only read questions.
2020: Thanks for coming.
English
43Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor..?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.
English |
130Teacher: What is the name of MS Dhoni's wife ?
Student: SMS Dhoni.
Teacher: What?
Student: Sakshi Mahendra Singh Dhoni..
English
160Teacher To Boy: Ek Taraf bhains Hai,
ek Taraf Dimag. Kya Loge?
Boy: bhains
Teacher: Galat. Agar Mai Hota To Dimag Leta.
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nai Hai Vo Wahi Lega na.
Hindi
71Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age..?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know..?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
English |
130Teacher: Which was the first silent film in english?
Tintu: If the film was silent, How could U know it was english?
English
110Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.
English
123Student to God : Hazaaron ki kismat tere haath thi,
agar paas kar dete to kya baat thi..
God replied: Ishq thoda kam ladaate to kya baat thi,
kitaabe to saari tere paas thi..
Hindi
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