4312Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..
English |
217Angry Dad after seeing son's scorecard:
Need a good beating.
Son: Sure dad, let's go, i have seen the teacher's house.
English |
82If I subtract my scores then yes
all my Teachers were Great..
English |
186As long as teachers give tests,
there will always be prayer in schools..
English |
3014A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..
English |
228World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..
English |
2010POT stands for
P - PowerPoint
O - Only
T - Teacher
a teacher who teaches from PowerPoint presentations only..
English |
429The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..
English |
2811Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..
English |
5910A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..
English |
5317Teacher to student-homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student-sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher-toh mombatti jala leta.
Student-sir,maachis nahi thi.
Teacher-kyu?
Student-puja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher-toh le aata.
Student-nahaya nahi tha sir.
Teacher-nahaya kyu nahi tha?
Student-paani nahi tha sir
Teacher-arey, pani kyu ni tha?
Student-sir motor ni chal rahi thi.
Teacher-huh, huh. ab motor ko kya hua?
Student-kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.
Hindi
3923On Teacher's Day Santa sends one SMS to his Teacher:
Master ji, Tuhadi kutt te gaalaan ne mainu banda bana ditta,
nahi te main dangar da dangar hi rehna c..
Punjabi |
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