A Challenge For You To Rearrange The Following Words: Karnemd Quotes

A Challenge for you to Rearrange the Following Words:
Karnemd (place)
Laebaba (bird)
Sondelo (food)
Peoahygrg (subject)
Rabe (animal)
Are you a genius..? Reply me must.

Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.

If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright

What's round on each end and high in the middle..?

Details:
Ohio

Two persons are drowning in a river.
One is whom you love and the other is who loves you.
Whom will you save and why..?

To love someone is a natural instinct.
To be loved by someone is luck.
To live with someone you love is achievement.
To live with someone who loves you is life !!

तीन अक्षर का मेरा नाम
जल भर लाना मेरा काम
प्रथम कटे तो दल बन जाऊँ
मध्य कटे तो केश
अंत कटे तो बाद में आऊँ
बोलो मैं हूँ कौन..?

Solve this puzzle
"i live in water,
if u cut my head
i am at your door,
if u cut my tail,
i am a fruit,
if u cut both,
then i am with u".
ANSWER: PEARL