20Santa was filling a slambook.
He didn't knew the meaning of Zodiac sign.
He turned the previous page and
saw that somebody had written Cancer,
so he wrote Gas Problem..
English
10Santa was eating banana without peeling.
Someone asked why don't you peel and eat.
Santa : It's not required as i know what's inside.
English |
00Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon badhaa ditti..?
Santa : Break fail ho gayaa hai,
accident hon to pehlaan hi aapaa ghar pahunchna hai..
Punjabi
40Nurse: Mubaarak ho Mr. Santa ,
aap Papa ban gaye!!
Santa : Meri wife ko nahi bolna,
main use surprise doonga!!
Hindi
30Ek ladki aur Santa ko pyaar ho gaya.
Ladki: Aapko meri bilkul parwah nahi hai.
Santa : Oye pagli, pyaar karne waale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
Hindi
30Santa talking on cell.
Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa : Biwi se.
Banta: Itne pyaar se.
Santa : Tumhaari hai na!
Hindi
00Santa went to a radio shop and started shouting,
Kamino maine PHILIPS ka radio maanga tha,
aur isko on kiya to yeh bolta hai ki,
yeh All India Radio hai..
Hindi
10Santa ek jyotish ke paas kundali (horoscope) dikhaane gaya.
Jyotish: Tera naam Santa hai.
Santa : Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 ladki aur 1 ladka hai.
Santa : Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kg rice khareede hain.
Santa : Maharaj ki jai ho.
Jyotish: Bewakoof ! Kundali dikha, Ration Card nahi..
Hindi |
00Santa petrol pump pe gaya.
Waha likha tha, "Dont use mobile phone here."
Santa ne apna mobile nikala aur har dost ko phone kia aur bola,
"Don't call me now, i am at petrol pump."
Hindi |
10Santa da puttar - Phapaji eh Family Tree ki hunda hai?
Santa - Oye khote deya puttara,
Family Tree is just like Family Field,
jinve monty da khet, chedi di chapadee,
bhajane di keekar, mangu di beri etc. etc.
Punjabi |
00Santa was sitting and thinking hard.
Preetoji: Kya soch rahe ho ji?
Santa : Yeh TV waalo ko kaise pataa chal gayaa?
Preetoji: Kya?
Santa : "Aap dekh rahe hain STAR PLUS."
Hindi
00Santa went to a museum, there he broke a statue.
Officer: You have broken a 5000 year old statue.
Santa : Thank GOD ! I thought it's new.
English
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