Garmi ke mausam mein most importantly
Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani
gora rang kala na pad jaaye..

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Hindi |
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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using thumb to read this sms !!!

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English

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got heart Attack..

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English |

Two Great Facts in this World :
Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue.
Fact 2: After reading fact 1, many idiots would try it.

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English

You are
-sweet like tom
-cute like jerry
-naughty like bugsbunny
-clever like aladin
-happening like ballu
-welders like mougli
Tussi to chalte-firte cartoon ho!!

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Hindi
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Your brain will be refreshed in the next Five seconds...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
LOADING.........
ERROR: No brain detected.

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English

Elephant, cow and donkey arguing on
who is the best.
Elephant: I help to move heavy loads.
Cow: I give milk.
Say something, ya ya its ur turn..

20

English

Koi new message hai kya..?
Agar hai to..
to please
DELETE kar de
kyunki
bhejna to tune hai nahi.

73

Hindi

Skin ke liye mausmi ka juice,
baalon ke liye santre ka juice,
sehat ke liye anaar ka juice,
khush rehne ke liye SMS kiya kar kanjoos.

90

Hindi

Earth may stop rotation
birds may stop flying
candles may stop melting
fishes may stop swimming
but your brain will never work..

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English |

Grahambel found telephone..
Edison found electric bulb..
Marconi found radio..
Columbus found america..
tu bas mobile nu angootha maari ja, Nalaayak!

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Hindi

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