The direct use of force is such a poor solution
to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children
and large nations.
- David Friedman

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English |

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Once all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer , all people gathered and
only one boy came with an umbrella.
That's faith ..believe in yourself.

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English

If the soul is left in darkness, sins will be committed.
The guilty one is not he who commits the sin,
but the one who causes the darkness.
- Victor Hugo

10

English |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

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English

मंडियों में क्यों हर साल हज़ारों टन गेहूं
बारिश में गीला हो जाता है
जलती धूप में पसीना बहा कर
जो नाज़ों से सींचे मोती
क्यों उनको बिना तरपाल
खुले में छोड़ दिया जाता है
क्या कभी कोई इस जुर्म की सज़ा भी पाता है ..

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Hindi |

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Mouse was going with his kids.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted, "BOW BOW".
Cat runs away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!

10

English

If i love myself
despite my infinite faults,
how can i hate anyone
at the glimpse of few faults..?

204

English

SHE the creator,
SHE the care-taker,
SHE the destroyer..
SHE the beauty,
SHE the ugly..
SHE the u,
SHE am i..
Souls free,
Spirits immortal..

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English

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge,
argument is an exchange of ignorance..

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English |

6 Logics-
1. Make peace with ur past so it doesn't spoil ur present.
2. What others think of u is none of ur business.
3. Time heals almost everything, give time, some time.
4. Don't compare ur life with other's,
u have no idea what their journey is all about.
5. Stop thinking too much,
it's alright not 2 know all d answers.
And
6. Smile !! U don't own all d problems in d world ..!

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English

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