My Fake Plants Died Because I Did Not Pretend To Water Quotes

My fake plants died because
I did not pretend to water them.
- Mitch Hedberg

Truth Is Always Like Oil In Water;
No Matter How Much Of Water You Add,
It Always Floats On Top..!

We should grow up
not just go up..

Doing nothing often leads to
the very best kind of something..

Blessed are the flexible,
for they can tie themselves into knots.

एक व्यक्ति जलते हुए जंगल के मध्य में एक ऊँचे वृक्ष पर बैठा है
वह सभी जीवित प्राणियों को मरते हुए देखता है
लेकिन वह यह नहीं समझता की जल्द ही
उसका भी यही हस्र होने वाला है
वह आदमी मूर्ख है ..

A famous soldier came to the master Hakuin and asked:
"Master, tell me: is there really a heaven and a hell?"

"Who are you?" asked Hakuin.

"I am a soldier of the great Emperor's personal guard."

"Nonsense!" said Hakuin.
"What kind of emperor would have you around him?
To me you look like a beggar!"
At this, the soldier started to rattle his big sword in anger.
"Oho!" said Hakuin.
"So you have a sword!
I'll wager it's much too dull to cut my head off!"

At this the soldier could not hold himself back.
He drew his sword and threatened the master, who said:
"Now you know half the answer! You are opening the gates of hell!"

The soldier drew back, sheathed his sword, and bowed.
"Now you know the other half," said the master.
"You have opened the gates of heaven ."