2433 student raat ko study krte the
unke paas ghadi ⌚ nahi thi
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B.Sc. student - Yaar time kya ho raha hai..?
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Medical student - Pata nahi yaar humare paas ghadi ⌚ nahi hai.
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Commerce.student ne 1 pathar utha kar samne girls hostel ke darwaze pe maara,
1 ladki nikli or boli ..?
Kamino raat ke pone 3 baje hain ab to so jao.
Thats the commerce logic……😜😜
DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COMMERCE STUDENTS 😛😝
Hindi |
170Exam model by years:
1998: Answer all questions.
2005: Answer any five questions.
2008: Write either A or B.
2015: Only read questions.
2020: Thanks for coming.
English
71Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age..?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know..?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
English |
161Ek baccha roz math teacher ko phone lagata tha.
Teacher's wife : Kitni baar kaha, wo mar gaye hain,
baar-baar phone kyun karte ho ?
Baccha: Sun ke achha lagta hai..
Hindi |
43Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor..?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.
English |
51Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it.
So do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
English |
163Ek student ko apni Life mein,
- Tarun Goma
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
?
?
?
?
?
?
Copy chhupa lo
Pichhe wala dekh raha hai....
.
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai...
Hindi |
90If ever you start missing your college days
ur class ur friend circle, ur canteen or
anything abt ur college then..
just open ur mark sheet,
saara nasha utar jaayega.
Hindi
160Teacher To Boy: Ek Taraf bhains Hai,
ek Taraf Dimag. Kya Loge?
Boy: bhains
Teacher: Galat. Agar Mai Hota To Dimag Leta.
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nai Hai Vo Wahi Lega na.
Hindi
130A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel,
Dear dad: No money. No fun. Your son.
His father replied: So sad. Very bad. Your dad.
English |
110Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.
English
130Teacher: Which was the first silent film in english?
Tintu: If the film was silent, How could U know it was english?
English
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