42God created me to be your friend .
He picked me out from all the rest because
He knows i am the best.
Ssshhh..
Don't argue on God 's choice
Just accept that you are Lucky..
English |
42Before sleeping pray to God -
Thank you God for making my day end
with the SMS of this great living legend
who's smartness will inspire me
today, tomorrow and always..
English |
3017Sheeshe mein Shakal,
Paper mein Nakal,
Function mein Thaali,
Mazaak mein Saali,
Pyaas mein Paani,
Raja ko Rani,
Pyaar mein Sanam, aur
Life mein Hum..
Badi Kismat se milte hain..
Hindi |
250Chaand ko bhi akele mein sharam aati hogi,
baat kuch tumhaari bhi samajh mein aati hogi,
jab bhi zikr hota hoga smart logon ka..
tumhe bhi meri yaad aati hogi.
Hindi |
367Sweet socho, smart socho,
achcha socho, sachcha socho,
pyaaraa socho.
I know it's difficult for u.
I have a shortcut for u.
Only mere baare mein socho.
Hindi |
185Ret ki zaroorat har registaan ko hoti hai,
sitaaron ki zaroorat har aasmaan ko hoti hai,
tum humein bhool mat jaana kyonki..
sachche dosto ki zaroorat har kisi ko hoti hai.
Hindi |
40If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me
English |
81Don't search for good people
all over the world
Because
i am at home..
English |
62Cello the pen of India
Lux the soap of India
Amul the taste of India
You the waste of Indiathe star of India..
English |
31Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name
English |
31Greatness is always subject to criticism
and I am no exception to this..
English |
60If you like my sms, i am smart.
If you save, you agree i am smart.
If you forward, you spread that i am smart.
And if you delete, you are jealous because i am smart.
English |
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