Sabarimala Mandir par adhikaar jataate
Supreme Court ko aankh dikhaate
Samaanta Ka Adhikaar Modiji Shirdi mein bataate
kaho kaise didi aap darshan paate..
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name
Cello the pen of India
Lux the soap of India
Amul the taste of India
You the waste of India
the star of India..
Talking once with a Genius
is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month.
So feel free to call me anytime..
Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me.
Chaand ko bhi akele mein sharam aati hogi,
baat kuch tumhaari bhi samajh mein aati hogi,
jab bhi zikr hota hoga smart logon ka..
tumhe bhi meri yaad aati hogi.
Think why you are so sweet,
why you are so innocent,
why you are so intelligent,
why you are so lucky,
why you are so blessed..?
ab humse dosti ki hai to thoda faedaa to milega.
One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
No Quality + No Style = Laalu
No Quality But Style = Sania
Quality But No Style = Abdul Kalam
Quality + Style = Guess..
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