A King Who Keep All Resources With Him And Does Not Quotes

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..

"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.

"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."

Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

Takleef mein tha santa
milta nahi tha koi hal
soch raha tha woh
ki aakhir kyon
boss aa jaate hain office har roz..

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..