A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..


English |

My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.


Hindi |

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..


English |

Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?


English |

I am without any task
but why are you..


English |

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.


English |

A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.


English |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.


English |

अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..

Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..


Hindi |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.


English |

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