There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever,
and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington

64

English |
alcohol.jpg

Ek AMLI duje AMLI nu kehanda:
Chota hunda mai kothe ton dig pya c.
2 AMLI: Tu BACH GAYA c ke mar gaya c?
1 AMLI: Salea mainu ki pata, mai oudu nikka jeya ta c.

223

Punjabi

Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”

Santa responded immediately,
“Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”

- Tarun Goma

21

English |

He who drinks one glass of wine a day
will live to die some other way.

182

English |

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.

112

English |
glassi.jpg

Ek sharaabi teesri manzil se gira.
Uske aas-paas log ikat-tha ho gaye..
Kisi ne poocha: Bhai, kya hua..?
Sharaabi: Pata nahi, main bhi abhi aaya hun..

6214

Hindi |
theka-punjab.jpg

हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..

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172

Hindi |

Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..

- Vikas Umrao
65

Urdu |

Chaand ki manind tasveer hai teri
jisko din- raat seene se liye rehta hun..
ret ki chatt hai jaane kab gire
maaf karna dost main aaj bhi peeta hun..

चाँद की मानिंद तस्वीर है तेरी
जिसको दिन - रात सीने से लिए रहता हूँ ..
रेत की छत है जाने कब गिरे
माफ़ करना दोस्त मैं आज भी पीता हूँ ..

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4625

Hindi |
white-wine.jpg

Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.

.
.

Magar.....

.

.

Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.

6221

Hindi |

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