A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..


English |

I am without any task
but why are you..


English |

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..


English |

A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.


English |

Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?


English |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.


English |

Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..


English |

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.


English |

Recommended for You »

  1. PYAR Means P Phone Karna Y Yaad Karna A Aazaadi ..
  2. Saanso N Se Rooh Mein Utar Jaana Mushkil Hai Hai Humaara Magar ..
  3. Lung Gom Pa Through Flaky Axels Revered Prisoners Liberated ..
  4. Doctors And Nurses Are Waiting For An Operation Of A ..
  5. Jo Ek Lafz Ki Khushboo Na Rakh Saka Mehfooz Main Uss ..
  6. Alcohol And Calculus Don T Mix Never Drink And Derive ..
  7. Santa In A Bank Test Q What Is A Cyclone? Santa Answers ..
  8. Koi Ye Faraz Poochhe Yeh Junoon Nahi To Kiya Hai Ke ..
  9. Papa Beti Se Beti Pehle To Tum Mujhe Papa Kehti Thi Lekin ..
  10. Jab Tumhe Uparwaale Ne Tapkaayaa Hoga Bahut Mazaa Aayaa Hoga Hansi Di ..

Share & Let Everyone Read

Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us

Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..

What's more


Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.


Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.