01Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..
English |
59My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.
Hindi |
21"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
English |
01Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..
English |
50PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss : Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.
Hindi |
21A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..
English |
25A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.
A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.
English |
22Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?
Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.
English |
21Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.
English |
46अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..
Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..
Hindi |
10I am without any task
but why are you..
English |
63Takleef mein tha santa
milta nahi tha koi hal
soch raha tha woh
ki aakhir kyon
boss aa jaate hain office har roz..
Hindi |
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