Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..
A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
I am without any task
but why are you..
A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..
A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.
A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.
Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?
A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..
It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.
Takleef mein tha santa
milta nahi tha koi hal
soch raha tha woh
ki aakhir kyon
boss aa jaate hain office har roz..
Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..
A bully is always a boss
be it school or office..
This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.
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