Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

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A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

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Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

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What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...

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A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

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Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

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This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

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A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

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Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..

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अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..

Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..

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