01Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..
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25A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.
A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.
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10I am without any task
but why are you..
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20It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.
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00This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.
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21Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.
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20A bully is always a boss
be it school or office..
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30A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
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10A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!
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21A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..
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23Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?
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21"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
English |
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