31A scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out.
He asked members of the audience to raise their hands.
As soon as they had all complied, the lights went on again.
He then said,
"Prove wisdom of Old Chinese saying: 'Many hands make light work."
English |
02Population control slogan in Bihar:
hum do, humaare do,
unke baad jitne bhi ho,
sabko delhi bhej do.....
Hindi
00Agar aap kahin jaldi mein jaa rahe hain
aur Kaali Billi aapke aage se guzar jaaye
to iska matlab
Kaali Billi aap se zyaada jaldi mein hai..
Hindi |
20Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa raha?
02/08/2012.
Kyonki is din rakhi aur Friendship Day ek saath the..
Hindi
00I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
some I love to avoid,
and others I would love to punch in the face..
English |
11Mrs. Dahi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company
to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa WEDS Bibi Paapdee(D/O Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipur)
at Pastry Hall on 05 Nov 1983, near Jalebi Chowk, Lijjat Papad Nagar.
PIN:420840
Mele chachu ki shaadi mein jalul aana..
Baby boondi., RSVP Masaaley.
Hindi
4830Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai,
kharchaa karo to bole- Darling, I love u..
na karo to bole- Bhaiya, who r u..?
Hindi
4513A boy called a girl early in the morning.
- Maano Billi
Boy: You are my baby.. My love .. I love You.
Girl doesn't replied.
Boy: Kuch te bol yaar.
Girl: Sorry phaaji, main swere-swere
jhooth nahi boldi..
Punjabi |
10A naughty kid was sitting on the toilet but potty was not coming.
After many efforts he got frustrated and shouted:
Aley aa jaa yaal,
main tujhe khaa thori jaunga..
Hindi |
10To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire
English |
11Jack n Jill:
Jekwaa n Jilwaa..gaye upar hilwaa..pania bharan ke vaaste
jekwaa gir gawaa..ooka khopdi phoot gawa
aur jilwaa aawat ludkan poora raaste.
Hindi
102Ladki pataane ka tarika:
Chupke se uske peeche jaa kar use daraao.
Agar woh hasi to samjho pat gai..
Agar gussa hui to zor-zor se chillao,
Didi darr gayi..Didi darr gayi..
Hindi
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