No Quality + No Style = Laalu
No Quality But Style = Sania
Quality But No Style = Abdul Kalam
Quality + Style = Guess..
You are right..
press down to see name and phone number.

87

English |

Fishes are in ponds
fishes are in sea
ugly are you and
smarty is me..

00

English |

Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me.

60

English |

I don't care what you think of me,
unless you think I'm awesome.
In which case you are right.

102

English |

If a cute girl tells you
that she's in love with you
do any of the three things:
1. Take her to an eye specialist
2. Take her to a mental hospital
3. Tell her that u r not me

40

English |

It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.

43

English |

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

31

English |

PUNJABI
P: Pangebaaz
U: Unbeatable
N: Naughty
J: Joshiley
A: Azaad
B: Bahadur
I: Intelligent

60

Punjabi |

One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
Who is ?

41

English |

Trust me, when I woke up today
I had no plans to be awesome,
but still it happened again.

61

English |

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