Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.

5016

Punjabi

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What is the biggest moth in the world ..?

Click details to find answer.

Details:
a mammoth..

34

English |

Two batsman, each on 94.
7 runs to win in 3 balls.
Both make unbeaten 100.
How?

187

English

हु-ब-हु का क्या मतलब होता है ?

Details:
उत्तर : किसकी बहु (who bahu) ?

2713

Hindi |

Solve this puzzle
"i live in water,
if u cut my head
i am at your door,
if u cut my tail,
i am a fruit,
if u cut both,
then i am with u".
ANSWER: PEARL

65

English

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Answer this: Black is a color.
White is a color.
But black and white is not a color tv.
WHY??

224

English

If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright

51

English |

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him,
"You may make a statement. If it is true,
I'll sentence you to four years in prison.
If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison."

After the man made his statement,
the judge decided to let him go free.

What did the man say..?

Click details below for answer.

Details:
The man said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison."
If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years.
If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true.
Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

21

English |

Girls misuse it.
models sell it.
photographers cage it.
doctors advice it.
death freezes it.
artists create it.
Guess, What is it..?

Click details for answer.

Details:
Smile

115

English |

Rearrange the following words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
Click details below for answer.

Details:
Karnemd (Place) - Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) - Ababeal
Sondelo (Food) - Noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject) - Geography
Rabe (Animal) - Bear

55

English |

Two persons are drowning in a river.
One is whom you love and the other is who loves you.
Whom will you save and why..?

To love someone is a natural instinct.
To be loved by someone is luck.
To live with someone you love is achievement.
To live with someone who loves you is life !!

13

English

If you make a new years resolution
to not keep any new years resolutions
would you keep it?

22

English |

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