Dil Ko Pata Tha Woh Jaroor Aayegi, Dil Ko Pata Tha Quotes

Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.

Commerce professor asks a student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business..?
Student: Father-in-law

Media people asked abhishek,
what is the difference between new n old umraao jaan..?
Abhishek replied, not a big difference,
nayi mein apni setting hui..
aur purani mein papa ki..

Someday your prince will come.
Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Ek baba roz gurdware kirtan krda c,
Roz ek budhi lal suit pa ke aundi c,
Baba us nu pyaar krda c.
Ek din oh budhi nahi aayi
te baba kirtan krda kenda "sab sangta ayiea gi saade LAL nazar nai aaunde"
ose wele oh budhi HARA suit pa ke a jandi e.
Baba bolan lag pya 'mann shetal ho gya gi vekh k sangta Harian-bharian..

Keep honking!
I'm reloading!

Why smart people always say they are busy?
Think.
I will tell you later,
right now i am busy..