Banta - What is pin-drop darkness?
Santa - If you drop a pin and can't find it
then it is pin-drop drakness..

00

English |

Teacher: Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega, wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Tabhi Santa apna bag bahar fek deta hai.
Teacher: Woh bag kisne feka?
Santa : Maine!
Ab main ghar jaa raha hu.

10

Hindi |

A Chinese was in a hospital.
Santa went to meet him.
Chinese said CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA & died.
Santa went china to know the meaning, that was:
You are standing on the Oxygen pipe..

20

English |

Santa was the only person who was dancing in a crowd.
Later he realised that it was a mourning gathering.

10

English |

Santa went to a shop with the Indian Flag and
asked the shop-keeper to show more colors for it..

00

English |

Driver: Sir, petrol khatam ho gaya hai, gaadi aage nahi jaa sakti.
Santa : Chalo phir waapis le chalo, ghar chalte hain.

00

Hindi |

Ek Buddhi ne ATM ke pas Santa se kaha:
Beta mera Balance check kar do.

Santa ne Buddhi ko Dhakka de diya,
Buddhi gir gayi.

Santa : Tumhara balance kharab hai.

01

Hindi |

संता बड़ी देर से अपने कमरे में कुछ ढूंढ़ रहा था, परेशान होकर उसकी पत्नी जीतो बोली;
जीतो: तुम इतनी देर से क्या ढूंढ़ रहे हो?
संता: हिडन कैमरा!
जीतो: तुम्हें ऐसा क्यों लगा इस कमरे में हिडन कैमरा लगा है?
संता: अगर यहाँ हिडन कैमरा नहीं लगा होता तो टी.वी. में आ रहे इस आदमी को कैसे पता होता कि हम स्टार प्लस देख रहे हैं, बार-बार यह आप देख रहे हैं स्टार प्लस क्यों बोल रहा है?

- Hemant Singh
20

Hindi |

Santa : Banto ji, yeh roasted chicken
taa waise bada tasty hai,
par thoda ajeeb sa kyon lag rahaa hai?
Banto: Thoda jal gayaa si ji,
is lai dettol lagaa ditti.

00

Punjabi

Santa was riding on horse.
He jumped the Red Light.
Policeman whisteled.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and said,
"Le kar le number note!!"

00

Hindi

After boarding AC Double Decker Express train Santa exclaimed,
Paise bachaane ke liye dekho
ek train ke upar
doosri train rakh kar chalaa rahe hain.
Banta: Oh nahi yaar,
upar waali train mein petrol khatam ho gaya hoga..

00

Hindi |

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