Some People Don't Say Thanks After Receiving A Gift. They Just Say, अरे Quotes

Some people don't say thanks
after receiving a gift.
They just say,
अरे इसकी क्या ज़रुरत थी ..

The most ' heart breaking' moment of our childhood
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Jab ghar aaye mehmaan humein 100 rupey dete they
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Aur unke jaane ke baad mummy humse le leti thi..

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw
that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers

Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs..?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Sirf ek mohabat hi nahi hoti duniya me dard ki wajah. . . . .
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darwaaze me aayi hui ungali bhi kambakht jaan nikal deti hai..

Solid Beijjati:
Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola.
Thodi daer baad ek Aadmi aaya.
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Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne ke liye, telephone ka receiver uthaya aur
appointment dene ke andaz me bolne laga.
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Fir phone rakne ke baad...
Doctor Aadmi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
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Aadmi: BSNL se aaya hun,
telephone activate karne ke liye.

Jab koi itna khas ban jaye
uske baare mein sochna ehsas ban jaye
to maang lena khuda se use zindagi bhar ke liye
isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS ban jaye..