30Jise koyal samjha woh kauwa nikla,
dosti ke naam per hauwa nikla,
jo mujhe rokta tha sharaab peene ke liye..
usi ki jeb mein pauwa nikla.
Hindi
30What is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
Wondering how?
That’s because
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR..
Hindi |
71Aye saala abhi abhi....
hua yakin
padhaai mere bas ki nahi
kitaab ko main nigal gayaa
padhte-padhte pighal gaya
hui subha main kho gaya
paper mein so gayaa...
rubaroooo....
Hindi
40What do you call a sleeping Bean..?
.
.
.
SOYA BEAN!!
Hindi
71Maine tumse pyaar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe peeta..
Maine tumse pyaar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe peeta..
tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti,
Bournvita!!
Hindi
10Degrees of Girls..
B.A. - Beautiful Angel
M.B.A. - Married But Available
B.L. - Beautiful Lips
M.B.B.S. - Married But Bekaar Structure
B.D.S. - Beautiful & Damn Sexy
English
148Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh,
tune poora parvat ungli per uthaaya,
apne sir per exams ka pressure uthaa kar to dekh.
tune 18 saal ki umar mein mama kans ko maara,
bin laaden ko haath lagaa kar to dekh.
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saare pehnaai,
mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehnaa kar to dekh.
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyaan saath mein rakhi,
kalug ki ek ladki pataa ke to dekh.
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh.
Hindi
21Ek aurat coke pee rahi thi
ki coke mein ek cheenti gir gayi.
Cheenti ka baap aurat se jo bola
woh sun kar aurat behosh ho gayi..
"TERI COKE MEIN MERI BACCHI HAI"
Hindi
53Har nazar ko ik nigaah ka haq hai,
har rooh ko ik aah ka haq hai,
hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain,
humein bhi ik gunaah ka haq hai..
Hindi
30Jise koyal samjha woh kauwa nikla,
dosti ke naam per hauwa nikla,
jo mujhe rokta tha sharaab peene ke liye..
usi ki jeb mein pauwa nikla.
Hindi
43A Chinese couple Mr.Hoyo & Mrs.Hoyo had white twins babies
They named
Jo-Hoyo,
So-Hoyo.
Next year dey had 1 black baby
They named
O-Kai-Hoyo..
English
51West Indies ke aadmi ko bana kar God ne kaha
Aaila! yeh to jal gaya..
Hindi
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