Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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English
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Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

10

Hindi |

Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.

30

Punjabi

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."

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English

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

00

English

Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

20

English

Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.

00

English |

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

11

English

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