00Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
English
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
10
English
11Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
English
00Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."
English
10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
20Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
English
20Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte hai.?
Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Khaate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Golu: Ji woh
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE Hain.
Moral: Its not wife every time.
Hindi |
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
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