Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

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English

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.

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English

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

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English

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

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English

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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English

Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

00

English

Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

10

English

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!

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English |

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