11Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
00It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
English
20Wife (Seeing Stars):
Batao Wo Kaun Si Cheez hai Jo
Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte..
Husband - Nai Bataunga
Wife - Bolo Na Plz
Husband - Tumhara Muh.
Hindi
00Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.
English
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
10A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
English
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
00Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
English
10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
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