If You Like My Sms, I Am Smart. If You Save, Quotes

If you like my sms, i am smart.
If you save, you agree i am smart.
If you forward, you spread that i am smart.
And if you delete, you are jealous because i am smart.

Sajda hai dil mein tarane bahut hain
zindagi jeene ke bahane bahut hain
kis kis ko sms karun
kambakht is nacheez ke diwane bahut hain..

One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
Who is ?

It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.

Sweet socho, smart socho,
achcha socho, sachcha socho,
pyaaraa socho.
I know it's difficult for u.
I have a shortcut for u.
Only mere baare mein socho.

God created me to be your friend .
He picked me out from all the rest because
He knows i am the best.
Ssshhh..
Don't argue on God 's choice
Just accept that you are Lucky..

Sheeshe mein Shakal,
Paper mein Nakal,
Function mein Thaali,
Mazaak mein Saali,
Pyaas mein Paani,
Raja ko Rani,
Pyaar mein Sanam, aur
Life mein Hum..
Badi Kismat se milte hain..