11Mrs. Dahi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company
to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa WEDS Bibi Paapdee(D/O Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipur)
at Pastry Hall on 05 Nov 1983, near Jalebi Chowk, Lijjat Papad Nagar.
PIN:420840
Mele chachu ki shaadi mein jalul aana..
Baby boondi., RSVP Masaaley.
Hindi
35Zooby Doobi
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Msg kya padh rahe ho..
Zooby ko bachao. Woh doob jayegi.
Hindi
20Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..
papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!!
Maa: Beta theek se dekho..
advertisement hoga.
Hindi
20Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.
English |
00Two astrophysicists are discussing their research in a bar one evening
when a drunk who has been sitting and listening in at the next seat
turns and says, in a very worried voice,
"What was that you just said!!??"
"We were discussing stellar evolution, and I said to my colleague here
that the Sun would run out of nuclear fuel and turn into a red giant
star in about 5 billion years, possibly melting the Earth."
"Whew!!," says the drunk,
"You really had me worried. I thought you said 5 million."
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195Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.
Hindi
46Girl:Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho?
- Hemant Singh
Boy: Tum sabko kyon try karti ho..?
Hindi |
04Ek makhi ek ganje ke sir per baith gayi
to second makhi ne kaha: achcha house khareeda hai.
First makhi ne kaha: abhi toh bas plot hi khareeda hai.
Hindi
30I once drank भांग and then wrote a book.
It was called 'The Big भांग Theory'.
Hindi |
31Jab UNHE humse mahobbat thi,
- Nikky Mahor
tab humein UNKI mahobat per shak tha.
Jab humein ehsas hua UNKI mahobbat ka
tab UN per kisi aur ka hak tha..
Hindi |
10Teacher: Please pay a little attention.
Student: I am paying as little as I can, sir.
English
80Funny school days
Sitting in the last bench looking up nd thinking..
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Agar fan toot gaya to kiske upar girega..
Hindi |
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