41Boy to Father: Meri dooor ki nazar kharaab ho gayi hai, chashmaa le do.
Father took him outside and asked: Woh kya hai?????
Boy: Suraj.
Father: Abey Bhootni ke, ab aur kitni dooor dekhna chaahtaa hai!
Hindi
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33In our life four things can come any time:
1. Love
2. Friendship
3. Money
4. ????
4. Susu
Hindi
30A haryanvi jaat recently opened up a new chinese restaurant right next to "yo china" in gurgaon...
And named it
"yo bhi china"..
Hindi
11आज मैं सोच रहा था
- Krishna Yadav
जब बिना शादी क़े
बुआ और चाचा बना जा सकता है तो
बिना शादी के फूफा और चाची
क्यों नहीं बन सकते .. ??
Hindi |
10Jailer: Suna hai tum shayar ho.. Kuch sunao yaar.
.
.
.
.
Qaidi: Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati Hamari..
Jis Din zamaanat hui zindagi khatm Tumhaari..
Urdu |
10To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire
English |
10Aaj ke baad na peeyenge sharaab
humne kasam khaai hai,
aur isi khushi mein
ek peti aur mangwaai hai.
Hindi
20School me ek bachha chaku liye ghoom raha tha
Teacher: Chaku liye kyun ghoom rahe ho..?
Tumhe sharam aani chaahiye.
Bachha: Gareeb hun Sir, Revolver kahan se laun..
Hindi |
00Pokémon Go
Look up, away from your phone and
both ways before crossing the street..
English |
152Life mein chaahe kitne bhi dukh mile, ghum mile,
apne aansu beh jaane dena, unhe rokna mat kyonki..
ruke hue paani mein hi Malaria wale machchar ande dete hain.
Hindi
20People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
English |
10Ek aadmi kabr par baitha tha.
Musaafir ne poocha darr nahi lagtaa..?
Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai..?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi..to baahar aa gaya.
Hindi
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