Agar Hum-se Gussa Ho To, Taj Mahal Ko Fodo, Chaar-minaar Ko Todo, Qutab Quotes

Agar hum-se gussa ho to,
taj mahal ko fodo,
chaar-minaar ko todo,
qutab minar ko modo,
titanic ko fevicol se jodo,
magar humein sms karna na chodo.

Congratulations
SMS Na Karne Par
Apko MBA Ki Degre Di Jati Hai.

MBA Bole To
Member of Bhikari Association
Haso Mat Dusre Bhikari Ko Send Karo.:::::

A 'sms' means
i care enough to
flex my thumb,
search your name,
wait for 'message sent',
then think of you n
smile as i say,
"You are Special"

Babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do..
Maa ne kaha paaro ko chhod do..
Paro ne kaha daaru chhod do..
magar aapko kis kanjar ne kaha,
ki humein SMS karna chhod do.

Kem cho, majama?
tabiyat saari?
baaki anand mangal?
angadi nathi dukhti ne?
aankh pan ok?
magaj baraabar?
kamaal cho yaar..
to paachi SMS karo ne bapa.

You look sweet when you read my message
You look sweeter when you read my message & smile.
You look sweetest when you read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.

Sholey film ke Gabbar ne Thaakur ke dono haath kaat diye.
Kya aap jaante ho kyon..?
Kyonki who usko sms nahi karta tha.