Agar Hum-se Gussa Ho To, Taj Mahal Ko Fodo, Chaar-minaar Ko Todo, Qutab Quotes

Agar hum-se gussa ho to,
taj mahal ko fodo,
chaar-minaar ko todo,
qutab minar ko modo,
titanic ko fevicol se jodo,
magar humein sms karna na chodo.

Kem cho, majama?
tabiyat saari?
baaki anand mangal?
angadi nathi dukhti ne?
aankh pan ok?
magaj baraabar?
kamaal cho yaar..
to paachi SMS karo ne bapa.

Ek waqt tha aapke sms aise aate the jaise
kisi ne aapki khopri pe pistol rakhi hui hai aur
aapse sms karwa raha hai..
magar ab lagta hai goli maar di..

Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
waah..waah..!!
Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
ab gulaab ki baari hai.
humne to sms bhej diya..
ab janaab ki baari hai.

Suna hai ki pramod mahajan
ke bhai ne usko goli maar di thi
coz woh usko na call aur na hi msg bhejta tha..
aapka kya khayaal hai..?
msg karoge..? Ya main aa kar miloon..?

Babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do..
Maa ne kaha paaro ko chhod do..
Paro ne kaha daaru chhod do..
magar aapko kis kanjar ne kaha,
ki humein SMS karna chhod do.

Congratulations
SMS Na Karne Par
Apko MBA Ki Degre Di Jati Hai.

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