Principal: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to fine dena hoga.
1st time: 100 Rs.
2nd time: 200 Rs.
3rd time: 300 Rs.
Munna bhai interrupts n says:
ae maamu, monthly paas kitne mein hai..?




Boy to other boy:-
Why you are flirting that girl, she already has a boy friend ..
Awesome Reply:-
Khali kursi pe to koi bhi baith sakta hai,
dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho..

- Hemant Singh

Hindi |

Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday.
Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months..

- Hemant Singh


English |

Munna Bhai to Circuit - Kya kar rela circuit ?
Circuit - Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela.
Munna - Kaiku ?
Circuit - Bhai, Maa boli baap ka naam roshan karne ka.


Hindi |

Couple silent in bed.
Wife thinks:
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman ?
Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight?
Does my make up repel him these days.
Is he upset with my nagging?

Husband thinking: Damnit man, Dhoni se kuch nahi ho Sakta, aur yeh Gautam gambhir..



Banana: Why are you crying?
Apple: All of them cut and eat me.
Banana: Poda! You are better than me.
All of them remove my dress & eat me.



Ek shaks doctor ke paas aaya aur bola:
Doctor sahib, mujko ek bimari hai.
Doctor ne kaha bola kya bimari hai..?
Usne jawab diya: Mujhko aawaz dikayi nahi deti..

- Salman Ali

Hindi |

To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire


English |

Motorist: Say, this darned car won't climb a hill!
You said it was a fine machine!
Dealer: I said: 'On the level it's a good car.'


English |

New Teacher:
Students tell ur name and hobbies.
Now Boys start:
I am Robert, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
I am Rohit, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
I am Raghu, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
Teacher: I wonder u all have same hobbies, next girl..
I am bubble.



Gandhiji chale gaye,
Nehruji chale gaye,
Bhagat Singh ji bhi chale gaye,
Aajkal meri bhi tabeeyat theek nahi rehti
pataa nahi desh ka kya hoga..??



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