Haryanvi Jaat riding a bicycle hits a girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahin maari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re Chori, baawli hai ke?
Poori cycle maar di.. ib ghanti alag se maaru ke???

40

Hindi
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Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.

01

English |

Teacher to class - A for..?
Class - Apple.
Teacher - Zor se BOLO
Class - JAI MATA DI..

22

Hindi

The word DIET stand for:
D - Did
I - I
E - Eat
T - That

00

English |

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
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.
.
.
Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha....
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nehi karte.....
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Girl: Saale.... Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
.
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Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi.. :P

- Tarun Goma

10

Hindi |

Whenever I drive under a yellow light,
I always kiss my finger and
tap it on the roof of the car.
- Jared Padalecki

02

English |

Akal badam khaane se nahi,
dhoka khane se badhti hai..

24

Hindi |

A hair in the head is worth
two in the brush..

00

English |

Winter comes again and again
summer comes again and again
but a person like you never comes again
because God never commits mistake again..

539

English |

Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.

01

Hindi

Santa & Banta were crossing river on a boat.
Banta - Hey ! this boat is sinking.
Santa - Doobne de yaar, kaun si apni hai..

00

Hindi |

Indian Airline's slogan:
A warm experience and motherly treatment!
Warm because the ACs doesn't work and
motherly because all air hostesses are above 40..

00

English

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