40Haryanvi Jaat riding a bicycle hits a girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahin maari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re Chori, baawli hai ke?
Poori cycle maar di.. ib ghanti alag se maaru ke???
Hindi
01Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.
English |
22Teacher to class - A for..?
Class - Apple.
Teacher - Zor se BOLO
Class - JAI MATA DI..
Hindi
00The word DIET stand for:
D - Did
I - I
E - Eat
T - That
English |
10Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
- Tarun Goma
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Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha....
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nehi karte.....
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Girl: Saale.... Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
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Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi.. :P
Hindi |
02Whenever I drive under a yellow light,
I always kiss my finger and
tap it on the roof of the car.
- Jared Padalecki
English |
24Akal badam khaane se nahi,
dhoka khane se badhti hai..
Hindi |
00A hair in the head is worth
two in the brush..
English |
539Winter comes again and again
summer comes again and again
but a person like you never comes again
because God never commits mistake again..
English |
01Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.
Hindi
00Santa & Banta were crossing river on a boat.
Banta - Hey ! this boat is sinking.
Santa - Doobne de yaar, kaun si apni hai..
Hindi |
00Indian Airline's slogan:
A warm experience and motherly treatment!
Warm because the ACs doesn't work and
motherly because all air hostesses are above 40..
English
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