9848Ek family mein 20 member & 20 roti hain.
Half roti to every child,
2 to every lady,
and 3 to every man.
Family mein kitne bachche, ladies & aadmi hain..?
Click details to find answer.Details:
The family is having 1 man, 5 ladies and 14 childern..
Hindi |
5016Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.
Punjabi
100There´s a man who lives in a flat on the twentieth floor.
He uses the elevator only until the 9th floor,
where he has to continue walking upstairs until reaching his floor.
But if it is raining he can go in elevator until the twentieth floor.
Who do you think he is..?
Click details for answer if you are logged in.Details:
He's too short to reach the button for the higher floors.
However, on rainy days, when he's carrying his umbrella,
he pushes the 20th floor button with the tip of the umbrella.
English |
76117A ki biwi B,
B ki bhabhi C,
C ki beti V
V ke daadaa G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
Now tell ki A aur T ka kya rishta hua??Details:
A and T are Husband and wife..
Hindi
61If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright
English |
153Puzzle: Letter after F +
half of 8 +
shadow of q +
opposite of d +
letter before M +
middle of sea +
2 * 18th letter +
middle of sun.
Answer to above:
GOD BLESS U
English
12Name the animal which is exactly like dog but
walks on three legs..?Details:
Answer: Langdaa kutta. (a lame dog)
English |
21184_____ lady market mein
_____ lene gayi.
_____ lekar uski
_____ gir gayi,
usko ek _____ mila
usne uski _____ uthaai aur
lady ko di.
Only one word fits all blanks.
Test ur brain.
Hindi
259स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।
Hindi |
19260तीन अक्षर का मेरा नाम
जल भर लाना मेरा काम
प्रथम कटे तो दल बन जाऊँ
मध्य कटे तो केश
अंत कटे तो बाद में आऊँ
बोलो मैं हूँ कौन..?
Hindi |
115Girls misuse it.
models sell it.
photographers cage it.
doctors advice it.
death freezes it.
artists create it.
Guess, What is it..?
Click details for answer.Details:
Smile
English |
188Two batsman, each on 94.
7 runs to win in 3 balls.
Both make unbeaten 100.
How?
English
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