While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..

20

English
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I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

00

English

What is marriage ?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
2nd year:
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
3rd year:
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
4th year:
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.

10

English

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

00

English

Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

10

English

Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

20

English

Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?

31

Punjabi

A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

10

English

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