While Creating Wives, God Promised Man That Good, Quiet And Obeying Quotes

While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..

Women live a Better,Longer
& Peaceful Life ,
as compared to men.
WHY?

Santa replied:
Because Women don't have a Wife !

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"