00Career: Enhance your skills.
A good employee takes effort to do work;
A smart employee uses skill to accomplish his job.
English
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10If you can do something good
then this is the right time
if you cannot do something good
then TRY..
English |
13Bhopal Gas Tragedy yaad aati hai aur
yaad aate hain Rajiv Gandhi ji aur Arjun Singh ji
ek jaanch to bhrasht officers par bhi banti hai
kamal nath ji bade achche hain..
Hindi |
30Full stop is not end,
because we can write a new sentence after it.
Same in life failure is not the end,
but it can be a real beginning of success .
English
124🍃 *यदि हर कोई आप से खुश है*
- Krishna Yadav
*तो ये निश्चित है कि आपने जीवन*
*में बहुत से समझौते किये हैं...*
*और*
*यदि आप सबसे खुश हैं*
*तो ये निश्चित है कि आपने लोगों*
*की बहुत सी ग़लतियों*
*को नज़रअंदाज़ किया है।*
🍇 🍒 🌻 *सुप्रभात* 🌻 🍒 🍇
🌷 *आपका दिन शुभ एवं मंगलमय हो* 🌷
Hindi |
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305Khoobsurat dilo ki talaash karo,
Khoobsurat chehro ki nahi,
Kyonki chehro ki khoobsurti ek din khatam ho jaati hai
lekin Khoobsurat dil Khoobsurat hi rehta hai..
Hindi
03We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..
English |
20Your presence should not disturb anyone..
But, your absence must disturb atleast one..
If so, then you are the luckiest one..
English
10Dowry stands for
D - Donkeys
O - Of the first order
W - Who can't stand on their feet
R - Rely on their wives riches
Y - Yet shameless
English |
11Man in God 's shop: Lord, what do you sell?
God : Whatever your heart desires!
Man: I want money, fame and power.
God smiled: Sorry son, I sell seeds not fruits.
English
40अलविदा वो हसरतें
जो ज़िन्दगी को हरा दें
मुमकिन है इंसान का
खुदा हो जाना ..
Hindi |
30If someone argues or makes fun of you,
Don't Mind it,
because it is the law of nature
that the tree which bears the sweetest fruits
gets the maximum number of stones.
English
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